F**KING COCKROACH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Okay... I didn't scream. REALLY! I just shouted, "FUCK!!", when I saw this nasty bastard flew from god knows where down onto my bed touching my legs!! %&*#%&*@(

I was like GODAMNIT!! Because that thing is HUGE !! It is really really big.. not my exaggeration or anything liddat.. ==" After it drops onto my bed, it stopped moving for a while and I got the time to step down from my bed as fast as I can, throwing away my laptop (I don't mean it literally.. -.-). Then I just grap a plastic bag and started my battle with it.. Lol

It started crawling underneath my bed and so I push away the lower deck of my bed to find it. There it was hanging onto the wooden plank beneath my bed. So I made a stupid move by not looking and trying to catch it with my hand, with the plastic over it of course. OF COURSE I MISS! Then it disappears! I was super determined to catch it because I can't live with the idea of having a cockcroach anywhere near where I sleep... So, I move things around and it FLEW out and hit my cupboard. It then ran out from my room and to my brother's room. I gave chase after it and it ran to my mum's room next. That is where it finally end! I strike with my swift hand and I miss slightly. But I did knock it over! There it was, on its back, looking so helpless (OH PUH-LEASE!). I just grap it with the plastic bag and crushes its pathetic body. And so the battle is won by ME (of course!)!
[is it just me of do you feel that this seems like a very lousy structured story? ==" and it sounds stupid... LOL! XD]

Okay, I miss my feelings in that bulk of story up there... I WAS SHAKING THE WHOLE TIME!! ==" I am not afraid of cockroaches when I am outside of my house. I think it is because I have my shoes on, and if they irritate me to an extend which I couldn't take it, I could easily step on them and there goes their life. But!! I am defendless at home!! I won't want to step it with my bare foot... Neither do I want to leave it roaming around my house!! Moreover, that thing is DIRTY!!

After I caught it in the plastic bag, I was like so sick lah... I couldn't believe myself either. I just keep crushing and squeezing the plastic bag so much that its body may be totally flat! I couldn't control but do that. ==" Anyway, after I threw that thing away, I was still trembling from head to toe. Oh my god...

And guess what my mom said... "That thing seems to be playing with you. It is running here and there and like asking you to come catch me." Then she make so silly voice, "Come catch me! Come catch me!" ==" That's my mom for you...

However much I hate you, little cockrochy... May you recarnate into something more useful and god bless you. Also, god bless me too... ==" sorry for taking away a life... there is no excuse but please have mercy on me. T.T